Halloween Hiccup!

I met a gorgeous woman on facebook a couple of months ago, and instantly we liked each other.We spent many an hour texting, emailing, messaging and phoning, even being so bold as to text photos of one another, doing our simple daily chores, but in a sensual way!

Just before Halloween, I asked if she wanted to meet me in person as I had been invited to a Sexy, Spooktacular Halloween party not far from her city at an Adult Store {that, my friends, is another story}. She readily agreed to invite me to her place for a night prior to the party.

As I prepared to make the 4-1/2 hr drive to her residence, I decided to get a haircut and finally go for my nipple piercing {this in itself, is yet another tale!}.After my preparations for this voyage and party was finally completed, I gave my cat a hug and a kiss, after making damn sure he would be totally comfortable for at least three days, locked up the shack, then proceded to my destination without incident.

When I reached Co's place {this name is used to protect her identity}, I gave her a bottle of her favourite beverage and some sexy panties and thongs as a welcome present. She squealed with delight and gave me a very suggestive hug in appreciation.

Co is much more beautiful in person than any of the 1"x1" cell phone, text message photos could ever do anyone justice for, long, light brown hair, icy blue eyes, inset on a beautiful ovate face, placed on top of a petite, lithe, perfectly proportioned frame! I was in for a fantastic time!

We sat down at her kitchen table, she sipping on her favourite drink, I was comfortable drinking a beer or two, and reacquainted ourselves anew...after all, being face to face is totally different than hiding behind a keyboard.

The night wore on, the drinks were flowing, and our inhibitions ebbing...we grew more and more amicable.

When neither of us could stand it any longer, she stood up, grabbed my willing hand, and promptly led me into her bedroom. While trying to keep a firm lip-lock, we undressed as fast as we could, jumped into bed and I immediately found my tongue poking at her neatly trimmed love hole.

She suddenly pulled me up, and wanted to fuck right away! I agreed reluctantly, I love extended foreplay and was a little surprised that this woman didn't want a lot tongue lashing!

We went into several positions when I noticed a lot of red stuff on her sexy front! I instantly ceased our frantic fornicating, bent over to turn on a light, and pondered out loud, "What is this? Who is bleeding??!"

After a brief examination of our naked bodies, it so turned out that my freshly pierced nipple had sprung a leak and wanted to paint our bodies innocently!!

I was shellshocked! Co simply shrugged and to my surprise, she started laughing! That emotion completely put me off guard, this is most definately an amazingly wonderful woman! I thought to myself, if this ever happened to anyone else, they would have freaked out! Boy, was I wrong!

We got out of bed, thankfully, there were no red stains on the linen, went in the shower, and completed our exciting and satisfying love session.

This is one Halloween I'll never forget, ever!

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Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"

4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 o'clock in the morning. asking them to bend you over something. Especially call your lover, they will get a kick out of you and your new found kinkyness.

5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

6. Drunk texting is all right... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.

7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!

9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.

11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sexcrazed...Never angry.

12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".

13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.

15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.

16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually to costly, not a good idea. But if you feel like you're going to die if you don't call this person, break rule and use a friend's phone.

17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing.... Be prepared.

18. When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 AM. usually doesn't involve cards, it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"

19. Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends upwith you blow drying your phone when you're far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Molson Canadian boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers.

21. never ever say "I love you" when drunk dialing it only leads to bad things, and especially never text it because then you can't deny it, it's in writing....

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One Blind Date

We decided to meet at a high rate hotel, in the quaint pub inside aptly named, Yuk-Yuks, the famous chain of pubs where a few comics who first started their long and funny trip into comedy. Fridays were supposed to have a show, but it was canceled. Only a few people were inside, all men.
As I sat down at one of the many tables I could choose, the waitress served me a pint of dark ale. Upon my second order, she came in.
She wore a sexy red leather jacket which was prearranged the night before for identification since this was our first acquaintance for us, a short mini dress and comfy, casual shoes.
We both said each others names in unison, as if rehearsed and started laughing! She then took a seat and we knew right then that we wanted to use each other!
The first couple of hours were spent with a light yet wild paced and seductive humour and gab, further liking and wanting to touch.
At 1:00am, we were starting to become bored of our surroundings and dug our horns together on which place to go, me or she. We unanimously elected to head off to her place.
Since I knew of a shortcut to get out of town, heading west, I took the lead as we had our own vehicles and didn't want to leave one behind. Besides, We were driving to the prettiest alpine city, and Canada's highest in elevation.
As she followed me flying down a country road where only a couple of days before, someone endoed his car into fatality trying to miss a deer in the middle, there were two big bucks staring right into my headlights!
Around ten miles closer to her place, I pulled over to let her pass and quietly followed her as we sped closer to more thrilling times the night will soon bring us!
Just as we got back into speed, passing vast, glacier covered mountains, high in the Rockies, a moose stuck its huge horned head out of the bushes to casually view us! It's not uncommon to see wild animals of all kinds wandering down most roads in this area.
Just as we entered the town, we deaked into this Bavarian style house right along side of the highway.
We did not waste time, shirt and jeans were quickly removed by her, as she flung her leathers onto the coat rack hook.
I gently tugged with my teeth at the strings of her bikini top under her tiny dress then tore it away.
I tasted her flesh all over with my tongue, swirling around her nipples while she tugged at my hard, shaved and pierced eight inch rod. I pulled her dress down to her hips, now mimicking a mini skirt. Her blue thong was all that was separating me and that aromatic wonder.
She commented that she never seen a guy who regularly wears thongs as well, nor even sporting my piercing which is aptly called a guishe. Four tiny chains, a charm, everything gold, with my initial in between on a small golden ring attached the base of my shaft and just above the testes. This weapon tingles others, doggy style and hardcore. She abruptly began gobbling my thick and very hard jeweled present of hers, I tackled the thong off her beautifully tapered and erotically shapely legs. Her sweet juicy pussy is the tastiest love hole I've every experienced!

I quickly had pussy farts blowing into my mouth as I created multiple orgasms and writhing convulsions emanating into her being as she ululated a howl of simple pleasure. As she bucked my excited frame off of her with a mighty, toss, she ordered me to slam my now rock solid rod up her tender and gaping love nest. I pounded her with all I had, switching to various sexual positions she never had attempted before! Her firm and ample breasts were always begging me for a pinch, nibble, lick or a groping at all times.

After a while, I looked up at the clock, she had to go to work in less than three hours! Obviously, there was only room for a nice mineral salt soaking and soaping in her cozy tub, brimming with steamy water. After a quick toweldown, I fell to my knees and let my tongue, teeth, lips and fingers abruptly yet efficiently made her fall into waves upon waves of orgasmic surges. At once, she lost her balance and I aptly caught her, then carried her back into the bedroom.
We dressed silently but rapidly, then went out for breakfast.

We then headed back to the same city where just hours ago, we first met, she following my little red sports car with her dark blue tuner.

Nakusp Music Fest

On July 13-15, another huge festival is heading to the Slocan Valley to once more bring great, classic rock music.
The various venues include Chilliwack, the Blues Brothers Revue, Tom cochrane & Red rider, just to name a few.
Tickets are on sale now, there is plenty of camp sites around the venue along with some adult oriented attractions.
If one is to locate me, I'll be among the other members of PlentyOfFish.com, just look for pictures of fish attached to our vehicles, there will be a few!
Last year was so much fun, the weather couldn't be more beautiful!
If you need more info, just go to http://www.nakuspmusicfest.ca
Hope to see you there!